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FRANK · PRIVACY & LEGAL

The Boring Bits.

We know. We're sorry. It's legally required.

Last updated: May 2026. Effective immediately. Unlike some people's replies.

Who We Are

Frank is a dating app built in London. The website frankdating.co.uk is hosted by Netlify. The app is currently in development. We are not hard to find — hello@frankdating.co.uk.

honest about what they are. refreshing.
honest about what they are. refreshing.

What We Collect

Email, name, date of birth, profile information, payment information processed securely, messages and interactions.

yes yes we see you typing.
yes yes we see you typing.

Why We Collect It

To run the app, process the bond, send notifications, improve Frank. Not to sell to advertisers. Frank is ad-free.

👏 the crowd goes wild
👏 the crowd goes wild

The Bond

Every Frank user pays a £15 bond when they join. This is not a subscription. It is a commitment. If you ghost anyone on Frank — in any situation — you lose £5 from your bond automatically. Three ghosts and you are removed from Frank. Leave honestly using the Exit Protocol and Frank refunds your remaining bond within 5 working days. Frank retains deducted amounts. Good users pay nothing beyond their initial £15.

put your money where your mouth is. literally.
put your money where your mouth is. literally.

How Long We Keep It

Account data kept while active, deleted within 30 days of account deletion, anonymised data kept indefinitely, bond transaction records kept 7 years because HMRC.

HMRC. Not even Frank argues with them.
HMRC. Not even Frank argues with them.

Your Rights

Access, correct, delete, object, portability. Email hello@frankdating.co.uk with subject line Privacy Question. We respond within 30 days.

rights! in a dating app! groundbreaking!
rights! in a dating app! groundbreaking!

Cookies

Essential and analytical only, no advertising cookies, legally required disclosure. You are legally required to pretend to care.

finally someone admits it
finally someone admits it

Changes to This Policy

Significant changes will be communicated directly, not buried. Because Frank is built on honesty and that applies to the boring bits too.

🎤 drop
🎤 drop

Contact

hello@frankdating.co.uk with subject line Privacy Question.

that's the bit. goodnight.
that's the bit. goodnight.

— Frank.

London · 2026 · frankdating.co.uk